Things that need to be said.
Feel free to completely bypass this. Like, seriously. It’s just going to be me bitching about my life for what I can only foresee as a ridiculously long-ass paragraph of text. So, by all means, scroll past. That being said, I have recently realized that I am a complete and total commitment-phobe. This is probably for good reason, considering the only relationship from my...
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset