Hi. I'm Jessica. This is a cross-section of my mind.
GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING
this text post is so oatmeal
i hate you
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| FANDOMS IT IS TIME TO UNLESH OUR INSANITY UPON YAHOO |
| AVENGERS ASSEMBLE |
| HUNTERS GET THE FUCKING SALT |
| SHERLOCKIANS GET YOUR TEA |
| WHOVIANS GET THE TARDIS |
| TRIBUTES READY YOUR ARROWS |
| DAUNTLESS GET THE GUNS |
| DEMIGODS READY THE THUNDERBOLTS |
| POTTERHEADS WANDS AT THE READY |
| TRAINERS CHOOSE YOUR POKEMON |
| DIRECTIONERS GET THE GLITTER |
| PLAYERS READY YOUR STRIFE SPECIBUS |
| NATIONS GET THE PASTA |
| HOBBITS PREPARE TO WEAR THE RING OF POWER |
| TREKIES SET PHAZERS TO KILL |
| GLEEKS GET THE SLUSHIES |
| GUARDIANS TAKE NO PRISONERS |
| SHADOWHUNTERS READY THE RUNES |
| SCHOOL BOYS TO THE BARRICADE |
| FANGIRLS START SCREAMING |
| ORIGINALS GET YOUR WHITE OAK STAKES |
| WE HAVE TO GET MOVING PEOPLE THERE ISNT MUCH TIME! |
| Rebecca, age 8: | When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love. |
| Terri, age 4: | Love is what makes you smile when you're tired. |
| Danny, age 7: | Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK. |
| Nikka, age 6: | If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate. |
| Elaine, age 5: | Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken. |
| Chris, age 7: | Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford. |
| Mary Ann, age 4: | Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day. |
i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go
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Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.
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Raven was the original Nicki Minaj.
It’s like she saw the future or something
Jensen Quackles
I swear, every time I see this my mood goes up by 967%
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i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer
consulting-assbutt-with-a-box:
I went on Google to look up more about this Yahoo buying Tumblr nonsense, and one of the comments on the article said this.
I love how the homestucks are separated into their own category
